he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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