I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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