Dual....:-)
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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