My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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