His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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