So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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