It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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