if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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