Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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