i don't like sucking hair
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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