Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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