Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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