Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's rum buckets o'clock
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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