Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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