And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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