I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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