Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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