So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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