she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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