I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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