Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
