I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I touched a dick in church today
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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