I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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