just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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