If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I want her autograph on my taint
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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