WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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