Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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