I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.