K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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