i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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