Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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