i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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