I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
third nipple confirmed
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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