I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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