that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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