I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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