Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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