We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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