Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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