I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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