No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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