sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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