Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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