girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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