Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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