Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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