hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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