JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
