No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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