Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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