im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
