the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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