He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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