piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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