Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wrigley field is MILF paradise
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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